Two-Stool Woman
I got me a woman keeps me warm at night
Needs a stool for the left hip and one just for the right
She’s my two-stool woman
Yeah my two-stool woman {Chorus
Needs a stool for the left hip
And one just for the right
I bought me a pillow I use it as a fence
My baby calls it mean but I call it self-defense
She rolls in her sleep and don’t care where she’s at
It don’t bother her but I wake up half flat
She’s my two-stool woman
Yeah my two-stool woman {Chorus
Needs a stool for the left hip
And one just for the right
My baby’s so big one of her’s a double date
I keep two jobs Just to fill her plate
There ain’t enough X’s to put that butt in jeans
She bends over once blows out every seam
She’s my two-stool woman
Yeah my two-stool woman {Chorus
Needs a stool for the left hip
And one just for the right
When we go to a party the host says she’s divine
Her front half’s early but her back half’s right on time
Out on the dance floor she knows how to move that back
One good wiggle’s enuff to start a heart attack
She’s my two-stool woman
Yeah my two-stool woman {Chorus
Needs a stool for the left hip
And one just for the right
When it comes to lovin’ she makes me feel so fine
Don’t need no pills no whisky or no wine
Don’t look at me and ask me if I’m blind
She ain’t for you but she is just my kind
I got me a woman keeps me warm at night
Need a stool for her left hip and one stool for her right
She’s my two-stool woman
Yeah my two-stool woman
Need a stool for her left hip
And one just for her right
She’s my two-stool woman
An’ she keeps me warm at night
Copyright 2004 John W. Selleck
